Dating site messages part 3!

Here’s another compilation of some of the messages that i’ve received recently….

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado, if you don’t like green i can paint you yellow and you can be my impertinent pineapple instead

Hello, yes, I’d like to sign up to join the religion where we worship your face. Yes, the face-worshipping religion.

Is it bad to look at your pic n imagine you sucking me 🙈😍😍 your so hot

U interested in a sugar daddy?

Hey, I’m pretty sure that You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry 😌

Are you a thief because I think you just stole my heart!!!!!

And my kidneys because I just woke up in this bath of ice with these scars oh god please send help xx


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