Yesterday i came across a video from a Youtuber named Sammi Quinn titled: I’m 20 and I’ve Never Been in a Relationship! and from watching it and reading the comments it really resonated with me.
The thing is, i know why i’m scared to meet someone.
Here’s another compilation of some of the messages that i’ve received recently….
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado, if you don’t like green i can paint you yellow and you can be my impertinent pineapple instead
Hello, yes, I’d like to sign up to join the religion where we worship your face. Yes, the face-worshipping religion.
Is it bad to look at your pic n imagine you sucking me 🙈😍😍 your so hot
U interested in a sugar daddy?
Hey, I’m pretty sure that You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry 😌
Are you a thief because I think you just stole my heart!!!!!
And my kidneys because I just woke up in this bath of ice with these scars oh god please send help xx
A while ago i did a post about some of the messages i’d received whilst on a dating site and in this post i will be showing you some that i have gotten recently. So for your enjoyment here goes…
Note: Not every guy sends messages like these.
Do you have to wear them glasses or are they a fashion statement?
Mmm you look like a sick kisser
Hey girl, I don’t suppose you have the phone number for the ordinance survey, I want to tell them I’ve found an outstanding sight of natural beauty 😜😉
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes? 😍
The things i would do to you!
So why do i get the feeling that you’re the kinda woman who would look fantastic in handcuffs?
Excuse me, i’m looking for a friend.. do you want to be my friend
If i flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head haha x
Sausage or bacon? Red or brown sauce?
I would x
– (I replied with “I love that One Direction song too!” i personally thought it was a genius reply to his creepy message.)
Hey how are you? I’ve got a free house if you wanna come round?
I also had some guy tell me that he wanted to give me a ‘facial’ and i was quite grossed out by him so i told him and then he decided to block me! He did me a favour by doing that!
Let me know which of these was your favourite and if you have you ever received any like this.